It's raining in the PNW y'all (again) Good morning again, Chroniclers—yes, it is raining today. Because of course it is. The Pacific Northwest would like to formally remind everyone that sunshine is merely a local urban legend, much like Lisa Parker’s alleged "advanced trajectory" cornhole strategy. At this point, moss is actively growing on the tires, and we are three damp days away from evolving gills. Today’s morning announcements began with the usual flawless clarity: “He

Whaddup Chroniclers? Yep, yesterday was a travel day, and your intrepid reporter was packing and not writing. So I guess I’ll tell you...

Yesterday was our last day of vacation with some very wonderful people. We made new friends, and so you heard about some new peeps....